Planet
Terror (****)
review by Jon
Waterman
When a deadly chemical weapons sale goes horribly wrong, shots
are fired and the gasses are expelled, creating ravenous, flesh-craving “zombies” dubbed
Sickos. The disease travels quickly and affects anyone bitten
or swapping fluids with the grotesque monsters. Who can possibly
stop them? That’d be El Wray, a well-known local criminal
and the best darn shooter you’ve ever seen. With the
help of his stripper ex-girlfriend Cherry and a colorful supporting
cast, he’s out to stop the terror before it envelopes
the entire planet.
The homage to 1970s exploitation and B-grade movies is immediately
evident and an incredible joy to watch. The opening credit
sequence starts to roll with an intentionally cheesy montage
of Cherry, played by Rose McGowan, dancing and writhing on
her stripper pole in front of an unseen audience while equally
cheesy music gives us a perfect taste of what we’re in
for. We’re in for about an hour and a half of glorious
gratuitous schlock of all kinds.
Auteur Robert Rodriguez, performing the roles of writer, director,
producer, cinematographer, editor and providing original music
(along with Graeme Revell and Carl Thiel), does an outstanding
job of staying true to the spirit of the movies he’s
paying homage to. All of the bad dialogue and crazy situations
and the seemingly random yet still totally predictable plot
work in tandem to perfectly walk on the right side of that
line between making fun of bad movies and making a bad movie.
What we end up getting is a slightly exaggerated version, because
it’s actually really good.
The movie is hilarious in all the right ways. Obviously the
plan is to make fun of itself and how ridiculous (yet simultaneously
cool) movies of that time period are. Rodriguez also plays
around with the film-going experience of the era. In post-production
they added all kinds of film scratches and gate hairs to dirty
up the “print,” the audio is given pops and buzzes,
and they’ve even inserted a couple instances where they
make it look like the film has broken and was spliced back
together after missing some key information. Very rarely would
a projection actually be this bad if you were attending a double
feature in the 1970s, but it makes for some great comedy and
adds a nice touch to the overall experience.
My only real gripe with the film is that the acting is a tad
too good at times and the production definitely looks like
it had a much bigger budget than something like this would
have had. With all the gun fights, make-up and gore, massive
locations, rockets and explosions, and of course the awesome
machine gun leg, it’s hard to believe that a legitimate
B-move director would be able to produce something this cool.
But, I’ll take a good over-production over a bad over-production
any day. And this is one hell of an over-production.
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