Harry
Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (*1/2)
review by Jon
Waterman
Renowned wizardry student Harry Potter has come under fire
for using magic in the real world. During the trial, he explains
it was to save lives, but the court refuses to believe it.
They assume he is lying, just as he is lying about the return
of the evil Lord Voldemort. In order to make sure Harry doesn’t
spread this vicious rumor anymore, Dolores Umbridge is appointed
by the minister as a teacher with nearly unlimited authoritative
control. Harry must fight an uphill battle against the government
and his detractor peers if he’s going to stop Voldemort
from taking over amongst all the ignorance. But although he’d
like to, he can’t do it alone.
Well, another year and another Harry Potter movie. At this
point, especially after seeing this latest installment, I have
to say that there is no longer any desire to really see how
this all turns out. Now, keep in mind, I’m speaking as
a person who has never cracked one of the series’ books.
I would hope the books are entertaining, expansive, exhilarating
page-turners that leave you aching for more. The movies…not
so much. “Goblet
of Fire” saw the saga take a steep
tumble down into the mundane and “Order of the Phoenix” does
nothing to salvage it. I hate that Harry still has this wide-eyed
wonder at all things magic. Dude, I know you haven’t
seen every single permutation sorcery has to offer, but seriously.
You may not feel like you’ve seen it all, but I have.
Why would I want you to be the leader of my underground army
of kid magicians when you’ll probably just sit and watch
in awe as Voldemort’s pretty magic beams kill you?
I can’t help but think that the movies are simply phoning
it in at this point. They’re guaranteed to be blockbusters.
Nearly the whole audience has read the book as well. Those
of us who haven’t aren’t left feeling lost, but
I for one certainly can’t tell what the fascination is
anymore. Every movie feels the same. There’s a new teacher
that ends up being bad in some respect and Harry has some major
test of will and power against a destructive entity. There
are also all kinds of little other things going on that never
get resolved or explained, assumedly to attempt to appease
the readers. At times it even feels like magic is taking a
back seat to hitting some thing that happened in the book.
But the thing I really have the most problem with is that there
is still no development of these characters. Where’s
the depth? Where’s the characterization? Maybe it’s
just that the kids are actually really bad actors – because
they are.
I’m sure established fans of the books will eat this
up. Probably a lot of you that have only seen the movies will
be equally thrilled. This series has completely lost me thanks
to these two most recent entries, despite the first three strong
films. I can only imagine that next year’s installment
will bring another haphazard presentation of the same tired
themes and loose mysteries. It’s “Lord
of the Rings 2” all
over again.
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