Final
Destination 2 (*)
review by Jon
Waterman
Kimberly is off with three of her best friends on a vacation
to Daytona for some relaxing and partying. Right when they’re
about to get on the highway, Kimberly has a vision that a massive
car accident is about to occur. Dozens are killed a fiery blaze
of twisted metal after a truck’s cargo of lumber falls
off into the road. Her premonition freaks her out and she skids
to a stop before leaving the on-ramp, trapping all those behind
her. A cop is there to see this and as she tries to explain
why she accidentally blocked the road, the accident occurs
just as she envisioned. All the people stuck behind her car
(which gets hit) are saved. But as these people learned from
watching the aftermath of Flight 180, death has a design, and
this group is being painted right out of the picture.
With a new director and new writers, the series takes its
own 180 and becomes a rather conventional horror flick. Except
here’s the thing: it’s not scary in the least.
All the fun has been sucked out of what we saw in the first one. The days of the unexpected deaths are over. In the previous
film, you either didn’t see it coming at all or you
saw that something was going to happen, but you never knew
exactly
how
the fatal blow was going to hit. Everything here is completely
telegraphed and so the shock factor is non-existent. There
are some attempts at humor, but it hardly seems like they’re
making fun of the genre anymore. Instead, too much effort is
put into the incredibly pathetic story.
I don’t know what writers J. Mackye Gruber and Eric
Bress were thinking when they put this together. For some reason
they felt compelled to tie this in with the first. And I’m
not just talking about the horribly acted talk show at the
beginning where they discuss the anniversary of the first movie’s
crash and how Devon Sawa’s character figured out death’s
scheme. No, all the characters here have some sort of roundabout
connection with someone who died in the previous
film. It’s
lame. It’s also lame that all these assorted stereotypes
somehow magically get together and become instant friends in
the battle against death. The real set of friends in the first
one couldn’t avoid causing each other trouble and getting
into it. Oh, and Clear (horribly named, badly acted by Ali
Larter) is back as a self-committed know it all expert on how
to beat the system.
Pacing is a huge problem for director David R. Ellis (“Homeward
Bound II” and former stuntman). Sure the group buys into
the main premise faster than probably half the audience, but
I think there were just too many of them to keep track of.
Some of the early death scenes played out over some time, but
as the movie moves on it gets to a time crunch. Soon you’ll
find that two are picked off at a time, which really short
changes us the fun inventive deaths we came to see. What it
comes down to is that I think by the end of this movie, death
wins, because this one is DOA.
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