Final
Destination (***1/2)
review by Jon
Waterman
A high school French class is just about to jet off to Paris
for an amazing, and surely educational, field trip. All the
students get on board the plane, and that’s when it happens.
Alex has a vision that shortly after take off, the airplane
explodes, killing everyone inside. He freaks out, tries to
warn everyone and eventually stays behind with six others.
While they’re arguing in the terminal about missing the
trip, the plane explodes in mid-air. Because of Alex’s
vision, they’ve cheated death. But not for long.
Finally, we get an effective horror movie that doesn’t
take itself too seriously. The problem with so many in the
genre is that they try to pump you full of scares by playing
around with musical cues or creating unnecessary tension. Most
of the time, it doesn’t work and simply comes off as
being just another pathetically stereotypical slasher flick. “Final
Destination” isn’t like that. It isn’t even
scary. It does give the audience plenty of shock, however.
You never really know when death is going to hit people. Sometimes
it’s extremely sudden and comes out of left field (and
usually really funny when it does), and other times it finds
a long-winded roundabout way to take its victim. No matter
how the life is taken, you can rest assured (in peace) that
it’ll be entertaining..
That’s not to say the movie isn’t without faults.
While the characters can’t escape Death’s master
plan; the dialogue can’t escape the cheese. Although
most of the time it is surprisingly natural, the group of writers,
including director James Wong (“The X-Files”) feel
the need to put a lot of joking and casual references to death,
dying, killing, dropping dead and the like. It was, dare I
say, overkill. I also thought that using John Denver’s
song “Rocky Mountain High” was a nice touch, but
once again, played to “death.”
I also think they dropped the ball with finding a way to actually
make the movie frightening. It accomplishes the not so serious
nature of “Scream” without as much terror and none
of the self-referential satire, which is good. But it fails
to capitalize on the psychological fears that live inside all
of us. These characters essentially know that they’re
going to die, and it’s going to be much sooner than later.
To make the movie creepier, they could have done more to show
how that affects them. But if you’re looking for a solid,
unconventional horror movie, you won’t find too many
more as purposefully silly and outright entertaining as “Final
Destination.” I can’t really say I’m “dying” for
a sequel, though.
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