Click (**)
review by Jon
Waterman
Michael Newman is always in a race to stay afloat. He scrambles
to finish his architectural design concepts, because he’s
been promised time after time that this next one will land
him a position as partner. He tries to make time for his wife
and kids, but somehow his demanding work schedule doesn’t
seem to want that to happen. He has to juggle an upcoming July
4th outing with the family and a massive new account guaranteeing
the promotion with a successful design and presentation. To
make matters worse, the neighbors are always flaunting all
their new toys. Well, Michael decides to get a toy of his own,
a universal remote that controls everything. Little does he
know that when they say everything, they mean everything.
In case you haven’t seen an ad, or if you couldn’t
guess it already, the remote controls everything within Michael’s
universe, and he’s the only one that knows it. He can
rewind to watch events that occurred in the past. He can make
everyone speak in a different language, use picture-in-picture.
He can go to his main menu and listen to the audio commentary
on his life (which is really just action description). But
most importantly for the sake of the plot, he can fast forward
through all the boring stuff like traffic. Sounds pretty cool,
but the movie misses out on the key aspect of the fantasy of
being able to control your life through a remote. Everyone
wants the ability to manipulate time, but you want it to suit
your purpose. Why would you fast forward the tough parts? It
doesn’t make your life easier or less stressful, it just
makes it so that you don’t remember the stress because
you put your body on auto-pilot. Wouldn’t it be better
and more efficient to pause life and then do what you need
to do? What’s worse is that they establish that he can
pause everything around him. That’s the first thing he
does with the remote. Did he forget that he can do that? There’s
also a slow motion feature for crying out loud.
Here’s what the movie should be. Michael pauses life
to get everything accomplished that he needs to, but the catch
is that he keeps aging while surrounding life is stopped. Enh,
what do I know? That probably wouldn’t work either, but
at least it would make more sense. No matter what, the plot
sounds downright hilarious, doesn’t it? A big reason
why the movie fails to live up the standards of Sandler’s
earlier work (such as “Billy Madison” which is
referenced in this movie) is that there are far too many sentimental
moments. It’s less about making jokes related to the
almighty clicker and more about the repercussions of missing
out on so much of his life. If the emotional content were pulled
off a little better, you might even have a straight up drama
on your hands for the entire second half of the picture. There’s
so much that could have been played with just in having him
skip forward to the future. The changes in the family dynamic
and with their appearances were not enough to make it work.
That’s not to say “Click” didn’t have
its moments. Lowbrow humor saves the day as once again we see
proof that a dog humping something (in this case a giant stuffed
duck) is comedic gold. The best moment, however, is totally
unrelated to the plot or storyline. Michael is stopped in rush
hour traffic and this car drives up next to him and this nerdy
but buff looking black man (played by an uncredited Terry Crews – “Everybody
Hates Chris” & “Battle Dome”) starts
singing and dancing along with his radio, performing strictly
for and at Sandler’s character. It comes out of left
field (but I don’t think mentioning it here will ruin
the full impact when you see it on the screen), and we don’t
see the guy again, which makes it so great. I want to see a
movie about that guy. That HAS to be interesting.
Ultimately, the film seems to be trying to regain some of
Sandler’s past glory and recapture a little bit of the
same atmosphere from his mid 1990s work. But without Tim Herlihy
writing (instead we get two guys who should know better in
Steve Koren – “Saturday Night Live” and “Seinfeld” & Mark
O’Keefe “The Late Show with David Letterman” and “NewsRadio”),
and by slathering on the sentimental adult with a family stuff,
it has no shot. It may be good for a few laughs, but you can’t
rely on Christopher Walken to get you out of jams, and the
last half seemed to completely neglect the whole humor part
altogether. The story’s relatively interesting, but far
from what you’d expect, and probably from what it should
have been. Feel free to fast-forward this one.
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