The Andy Sidaris Hi-Five is the invention of Cliff Kennedy and Joe Swanberg. Triggered by the mention of an Andy Sidaris film, this hi-five is a powerful force to be reconed with. One night while working together at Hollywood Video, Cliff and Joe were discussing the finer aspects of Andy's films, and deciding that the only way to truly express the greatness of his films was through a hi-five, they set out to create such a powerful hi-five that people all over the world would feel its presence. What follows is a step-by-step instuction manual detailing how you can do the Andy Sidaris hi-five with your friends and loved ones.

Step 1: Love Andy Sidaris and be familiar with the titles of all his films. (you wouldn't want to miss the opportunity to do the hi-five by not recognizing a "Picasso" trigger.

Step 2: When engaged in conversation, slip the title of an Andy Sidaris movie into your sentence. For Example "I was almost late to work today, good thing I took the "Malibu Express."

Step 3: If you are the person who made the referrence to an Andy film, it's time to sit back and see what happens. If you are the person who the referrence was aimed at, it's your time to shine.

Step 4: The person who the referrence was aimed at should turn and face the other person. The person who made the referrence should be ready to put both hands up in the air, if front of his/her face when the first person turns.

Step 5: Person one should double hi-five person two with as much power as possible.

Step 6: Both people should pull back from the double hi-five, turn to face the same direction, and deliver a series of straigh punches into the air in front of them. The harder you puch, the more you love Andy Sidaris movies.

repeat these steps as often as possible

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