Waterman, you fool. Do you know I've hired a legion of underlings and assigned them all 10 films to review with staunch quotas of interjections and swearwords to pass off as my own. The day is mine...unless you've hired more people. Did you mispell my name this time to get back at me for that other time? If so, John Waatermaign, touche!

Oh yeah, did you still want Sold?